Thursday, April 3, 2008

These should scare you




These should scare you. I've never trusted dolphins. They have too much power. I've learned that they're mammals , but they shoudn't have the ability to breathe on land and under water. That's too much power. The Simpsons made an episode of dolphins taking over Springfield and forcing all of the residents to live in the sea. They were trying to be funny, it just confirmed my beliefs and made me more aware and serious. Watch out for Flipper, he's ready to take over if we aren't careful.
Another animal we need to keep an eye on is the penguin. They're a bird and can't fly? Please! When the apocolypse comes and we need to leave earth, who will be the first animals we see leaving. Penguins. They're saving that skill and they will be in the air getting out of Dodge when the time comes. You'll see. March of the Penguins? It will be more the Escape of the Penguins. Just you watch.


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